Wednesday, November 15, 2006
ERUPTION OF WHITE TIGERPek Hor is my lecturer's name,
in hokkien it means white tiger,
my frenz say it means hairless.
Today the big cat went berserk,
he claimed that someone had called his name.
Not knowing who, he started making a fuss.
Tiger: who call my name har!? call my name for wad!? Tan pek hor tan pek hor, what's so funny!? very funny is it!?
He moved towards the area where the voice came from, his blood was boiling for each step he took.
He pointing at the guys there and yelled, "Its you u called my name!? I heard your voice. WHO CALLED MY NAME OWN UP! Or i will sent the whole group to the displin.. dicplin.." (he wanted to sae disciplinary sth sth, but he was too angry. lolx!) He continued "..sent to the student affair. The principal and director my buddy buddy. SHIT CLASS!"
Observing the situation being more and more heated up, one guy tried to help his friend. "Sir, nobody said your name. I only ask if you could move on to chapter 5. I'm sorry, i was trying to be funny." (this gong kia, we just started on chapter 4 den he ask move on to chapter 5).
Tiger was even angry, "YOU THINK YOU BLOODY CLEVER IS IT!? HAVEN DONE CHAPTER 4 YOU WANT DO CHAPTER 5!?" he catch his breath and continued, "YOU WANT DO CHAPTER 5!? YOU COME OUT TEACH CHAPTER 4 1ST!" Tiger slammed the marker on suay kia's table.
The word "bloody" came out of his mouth and his facial expression, to me he wanted to scold "knn call me white tiger!?" but no bian he cant use vulgarities, or else sure tio fucked left right center.
Suay kia bo bian and took his textbook go the whiteboard there try figure out sth to say.
Tiger see suay kia take book angry again, "YOU BLOODY SMART, DUN USE THE BOOK!"
Suay kia know he tio fucked liao, "i said i'm sry i was trying to be funny."
Tiger si bei hot, "GET OUT OF MY CLASS! TRYING TO BE FUNNY RIGHT!? GET OUT!"
Suay kia just headed for his seat and guai guai sit down, all diam diam, oli tiger was talking.
Tiger couldnt think of anything else to say and boasted, "I AM A SCHOLAR! NGEE ANN POLY'S SCHOLAR! SCHOLAR! WHEN IM TEACHING, YOU WERE IN PRIMARY SCHOOL!" (*** forgot to add just now) he continued, "YOUR SCHOOL FEES IS PEANUTS, CANT EVEN PAY MY SALARY!."
Tiger noticed that he cant do anything to the students, and demanded us to do 1 qn. We were new to the qn and began to discuss. Discuss he oso buai tahan, ask we all ownself do no discussion.
lol, today how i wished some joker had recorded the whole incident. Pass around the recording sure hong gan 1. haha... so damn funny.. Everything above is 90% accurate, kinda forgot abit here and there. Too funny until forgotten.. hahaa....
