Wednesday, November 15, 2006
ERUPTION OF WHITE TIGERPek Hor is my lecturer's name,
in hokkien it means white tiger,
My frenz say it means hairless.
Today in class the big cat went berserk,
he claimed that someone called his name.
Tiger: Who call my name!? Who call tan pek hor, very funny is it!? Tan pek hor is my name, call my name for what?
He walks slowly to the area where the voice came from,
pointing at the guys there.
Tiger: u called my name!? i heard your voice, u think its very funny!? Who called my name own up! Dont own up i will send the whole group to the discip.. discip.. (he wanted to say disciplinary but was too angry, lol) student affair! The principle and director is my buddy buddy, trying to play a fool!? SHIT CLASS!
Looking at the situation, one guy tried to help his troubled friend.
Suay kia: Sir, nobody called your name. I was saying if we could go to chapter 5. (but currently we just started chapter 4) Im sorry i was trying to be funny.
Tiger: Haven finish chapter 4 you wan do chapter 5!? U THINK U BLOODY CLEVER IS IT!?!?! U COME OUT AND TEACH CHAPTER 4! (he slammed a marker on suay kia's table).
Suay kia bo bian, go gei siao divert attention. He took the textbook and went to the board trying to figure out sth to say.
Tiger: DONT USE THE BOOK, U BLOODY CLEVER USE THE BOOK FOR WHAT!?
Suay kia: I already say sorry i was trying to be funny.
Tiger: GET OUT OF MY CLASS..
Suay kia just headed back to his seat and remained silent. The whole class was quiet, only for tiger's voice.
Tiger: I'm a SCHOLAR! NGEE ANN POLY'S SCHOLAR!! Your school fees is peanuts, cant even pay my salary. Think you all BLOODY clever.. Action.. Now do assignment 4 qn 4!
He didnt teach for the remaining periods. Some were discussing on the question and he said sth again
Tiger: NO DISCUSSING, DO IT YOURSELF!
Its so funny man, how i wished someone had recorded what he said..
