Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Pai seh got 2 post, the 1st post had and error than i type another post. Enjoy man..
ERUPTION OF WHITE TIGERPek Hor is my lecturer's name,
in hokkien it means white tiger,
my frenz say it means hairless.
Today the big cat went berserk,
he claimed that someone had called his name.
Not knowing who, he started making a fuss.
Tiger: who call my name har!? call my name for wad!? Tan pek hor tan pek hor, what's so funny!? very funny is it!?
He moved towards the area where the voice came from, his blood was boiling for each step he took.
He pointing at the guys there and yelled, "Its you u called my name!? I heard your voice. WHO CALLED MY NAME OWN UP! Or i will sent the whole group to the displin.. dicplin.." (he wanted to sae disciplinary sth sth, but he was too angry. lolx!) He continued "..sent to the student affair. The principal and director my buddy buddy. SHIT CLASS!"
Observing the situation being more and more heated up, one guy tried to help his friend. "Sir, nobody said your name. I only ask if you could move on to chapter 5. I'm sorry, i was trying to be funny." (this gong kia, we just started on chapter 4 den he ask move on to chapter 5).
Tiger was even angry, "YOU THINK YOU BLOODY CLEVER IS IT!? HAVEN DONE CHAPTER 4 YOU WANT DO CHAPTER 5!?" he catch his breath and continued, "YOU WANT DO CHAPTER 5!? YOU COME OUT TEACH CHAPTER 4 1ST!" Tiger slammed the marker on suay kia's table.
The word "bloody" came out of his mouth and his facial expression, to me he wanted to scold "knn call me white tiger!?" but no bian he cant use vulgarities, or else sure tio fucked left right center.
Suay kia bo bian and took his textbook go the whiteboard there try figure out sth to say.
Tiger see suay kia take book angry again, "YOU BLOODY SMART, DUN USE THE BOOK!"
Suay kia know he tio fucked liao, "i said i'm sry i was trying to be funny."
Tiger si bei hot, "GET OUT OF MY CLASS! TRYING TO BE FUNNY RIGHT!? GET OUT!"
Suay kia just headed for his seat and guai guai sit down, all diam diam, oli tiger was talking.
Tiger couldnt think of anything else to say and boasted, "I AM A SCHOLAR! NGEE ANN POLY'S SCHOLAR! SCHOLAR! WHEN IM TEACHING, YOU WERE IN PRIMARY SCHOOL!" (*** forgot to add just now) he continued, "YOUR SCHOOL FEES IS PEANUTS, CANT EVEN PAY MY SALARY!."
Tiger noticed that he cant do anything to the students, and demanded us to do 1 qn. We were new to the qn and began to discuss. Discuss he oso buai tahan, ask we all ownself do no discussion.
lol, today how i wished some joker had recorded the whole incident. Pass around the recording sure hong gan 1. haha... so damn funny.. Everything above is 90% accurate, kinda forgot abit here and there. Too funny until forgotten.. hahaa....
ERUPTION OF WHITE TIGERPek Hor is my lecturer's name,
in hokkien it means white tiger,
My frenz say it means hairless.
Today in class the big cat went berserk,
he claimed that someone called his name.
Tiger: Who call my name!? Who call tan pek hor, very funny is it!? Tan pek hor is my name, call my name for what?
He walks slowly to the area where the voice came from,
pointing at the guys there.
Tiger: u called my name!? i heard your voice, u think its very funny!? Who called my name own up! Dont own up i will send the whole group to the discip.. discip.. (he wanted to say disciplinary but was too angry, lol) student affair! The principle and director is my buddy buddy, trying to play a fool!? SHIT CLASS!
Looking at the situation, one guy tried to help his troubled friend.
Suay kia: Sir, nobody called your name. I was saying if we could go to chapter 5. (but currently we just started chapter 4) Im sorry i was trying to be funny.
Tiger: Haven finish chapter 4 you wan do chapter 5!? U THINK U BLOODY CLEVER IS IT!?!?! U COME OUT AND TEACH CHAPTER 4! (he slammed a marker on suay kia's table).
Suay kia bo bian, go gei siao divert attention. He took the textbook and went to the board trying to figure out sth to say.
Tiger: DONT USE THE BOOK, U BLOODY CLEVER USE THE BOOK FOR WHAT!?
Suay kia: I already say sorry i was trying to be funny.
Tiger: GET OUT OF MY CLASS..
Suay kia just headed back to his seat and remained silent. The whole class was quiet, only for tiger's voice.
Tiger: I'm a SCHOLAR! NGEE ANN POLY'S SCHOLAR!! Your school fees is peanuts, cant even pay my salary. Think you all BLOODY clever.. Action.. Now do assignment 4 qn 4!
He didnt teach for the remaining periods. Some were discussing on the question and he said sth again
Tiger: NO DISCUSSING, DO IT YOURSELF!
Its so funny man, how i wished someone had recorded what he said..
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Funny feelingI am feeling happy,
i am feeling sad,
i am feeling excited,
i am feeling worried,
i am feeling energetic,
i am feeling worn off,
i am feeling relaxed,
i am feeling stressed.
The mixture of feelings,
made me numb and i could
barely feel anymore.
I beginning to build castle in air,
i wonder what will be me in the future.
I wished for supernatural powers,
so i cant predict the future.
Life would be much easier,
everything will be going fine.
If only i really had those powers,
i wouldnt be such a fool.
My supernatural power now is to listen to advice,
listen and hopefully i will make the right choice.
My fate is sealed and i shall not go against it,
Guess i shall just let nature take its course.
